Thursday, March 27, 2008

Is it wrong?

Can you call a 2-year old an asshole? Seems like you should be able to.
We went to the fancy shmancy grocery store last night; Izaiah has mastered the king-fu defensive tecniques "stiff-as-a-board" and "no bones in my body". What should you do? I have almost no counter move besides "hi, I can't control my kid and make him stop screaming!" The best part is when he head butts me and then jackknifes into Glynn's balls.

Why am I having more children?

2 comments:

Catherine Jane said...

Sorry homey! Reading this made me laugh pretty hard.

Dezaree said...

Oh my heck. I know I shouldn't laugh. But it is funny. I have no idea what I would do.....