Glynn is Stupid

Okay first of all let me say that Becca was right and what I did was stupid to do what I did…. So here is the story. After work Izaiah and I went Wal-mart to get my watch back put back on (target does not do it anymore). As we were walking in I took a picture of a bumper sticker to send to Becca, well my hone did not get all the way into my holster so it fell onto the floor. I noticed it pretty quick and went back to look for it but it was gone. I went to Customer service asked if they had seen it, they had not so I started to call it. I left quickly and came home, logged onto mobile me and locked the phone, and did a tracked the phone. I started to send messages to appear on the screen (mobileme rocks BTW). So the person finally called Becca’s phone back and I talked to him for about 15 min. in an odd rambling conversation. He was upset that I used the word cop in one of the messages and asked what kind of reward I would give him, he wanted $200, I talked him down to $40. At first he wanted me to leave it in an envelope by a dumpster near this apt. Complex he lived in leave and he would then leave the phone, I told him I wanted somewhere public so he agreed in front of the apt. Complex. I drove down to the place with the $40. he called me I think 3 or 4 times on the way down. As I pulled up I saw him on the street he was wearing this bright salmon/pink shirt, these bright plaid shorts, with this dirty oversized cowboys hat with this scruffy salt and pepper facial hair and these smudged, oversized glasses low down on his nose. I parked in lot and he came up saying… “you got something for me?” I asked him can I please see my phone, he took out in this dirty hand towel that looked greasy. I asked if I could see if it was okay, I took it, turned around and reach into my pocket to throw the $40 over my shoulder and tell him fuck you for demanding a reward. Frankly I was pretty pissed but Grateful to get my phone back but still pissed. Before I could get the money out he screamed and jumped me from behind and started to grab/hit me. I cupped my phone too my chest and started to yell help/assault he is assaulting me and trying to steal my phone and fight back. He punched me a lot but I was close to him so he could not get a full swing. We fell to the ground with him on my back trying to still grab the phone. One car pulled in and I yelled Please help he is assaulting me and trying to steal my phone. They drove off, a second car stopped and rolled down their window, I yelled again please help he is hitting me and trying to steal my phone. I bit him a couple of times including latching onto his side managing to tear a mouth full of his shirt and his under shirt. He got up and started to walk/run away taking my phone, and my glasses. I followed him as quick as I could but he started to run away. I got Becca on the phone as I was chasing him. The police were at the house (from a previous call to them) A few min. later a couple of other officers showed up at my location and began to take my statement. I had Becca get on mobile me to see if she could find where the phone was, I went with the officers to the back of the property and Becca sent a message with tone so we could find it. We looked around a couple of min and one of the officers heard it and recovered it for me. I left and came home, beaten up but with my FREAKING PHONE! GLYNN WON!!!! Beaten up but I won. So the cops followed me home, the CSI guy came and took pictures and the detective will contact me. SO in short I was dumb for doing it REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY DUMB for doing that. I have three bumps/bruises on my face, my jaw hurts, a cut in my mouth, my neck and shoulder hurt and a headache. Becca was right I was dumb to do it but in the end bruised and battered I still won I got my phone back. So lesson leard… DO NOT DO IT! This whole situation could have added much worse if they guy had had a weapon or a better fighter it could have been worse. So in the end I will not be doing that again. Pictures below; injuries include, Head ( big one on head, bump on head, bump on nose) Hurt neck, hurt back, He Bit me on the hand, left teeth marks, and two scratches on my other hand. NEVER AGAIN!